Tash in Wonderland (or not)

The beautiful boy Paul, has a beautiful sister Tash. Lovely Tash , having recently been royally shafted by "he who will not be named" is currently marooned in a skanky eastern state town (which will also remain nameless) that Tash has henceforth titled "Suckzone"
Unfortunately Suckzone and Tash will remain connected until January next year. It is our job as her loved ones to attempt to keep her spirits up (and her mental health stable) in this trying time. Suckzone is making it very difficult for us to do this.
Those of you familiar with the smaller and more inland locales of our sunny eastern neighbour can envision the pain our Tash is going through. They had a freaking duststorm the other day! A duststorm! This is only supposed to happen on episodes of Carnivale - not in modern day Australia. We won't even start to describe the delightful citizens of that region of our fair country , suffice to say they don't have a great deal in common with our heroine.
Tash our hearts and minds are with you - hang in there for now and hurry up and come home.