Goldfish

On my ride home last night after a long day of drinking , eating and carousing at the Shortus residence, I had an awesome idea for two separate posts. Two lots of subject matter that would amuse, fascinate and tittilate you my fair readers.
Upon arrival at home, being too drunk and tired to action these fab ideas I said to myself " perhaps I should make a note of this so that I don't forget tomorrow" promptly followed by the thought " No need! No need! These are such insightful and interesting ideas there is no way I will forget them. I'll be straight onto it tomorrow morning"

Well , the fact that you are reading this ordinary post about nothing in particular should indicate the way the ball rolled on that one....