Wicked Witch of the West

An email conversation I had today with my beautiful and charming sister sister who lives in Kalgoorlie, WA;

L-M: Hey , you should checkout my new blog. You can see what's going on while you are away. Here is a pic of Matilda Paul took today. How cute is she!!

WW: She looks like a man.

Have you got my beads and bangle I left in Darwin last time? Can you send them to me?

L-M: She doesn't look like a man!! You look like a man. Meanie. Now have you checked my blog??

WW: Yes I checked out your stupid blog. You mention Mum, Dad , Matilda, Kalinda Brett and Paul about 200 times, but what about me?? Don't I exist??
And hurry up and send me my beads and bangle

L-M: Of course. But so far I have only been mentioning things as they happen - You haven't been happening. Do something interesting and I'll mention you.

WW: Just send me my fricking beads man.

So here is your mention Danielle. And I'll send you your frickin beads man.