Darwin Boy and the City

My friend Sam has recently moved to Sydney to take up a high powered jobby in a big city office. I received an email from him this morning;

"I unleashed my inner bogan this morning by cranking my Metallica CD.

I rocked out in my car

There is one thing about Sydney that frustrates me, it is full of ponces who want to talk about their shoes.

It is not a good combination to get out of your Metallica rocking car and be forced to ride sixteen floors in an elevator with two men discussing their shoes"