Teeth
I have just returned from a trip to the dentist.
It has taken me approx 7 years to garner the courage to go to the dentist - simply to find out that everything is fine. No holes , no crowding, wisdom teeth are coming through as they are supposed to and I received no lectures for not flossing.
This information has given me a new lease on life! Today, I drink my coffee with impunity. Tonight I will go home and have a bacardi and coke with no fear of enamel corrosion. I will brush my teeth before bed tonight with little concern that I haven't reached far enough and that leftover piece of corn I am sure I can feel up there is going to create a hideous infection that will cause my head to expand like the elephant man.
Hopefully this new positivity will prompt me to actually show up to my next GP appoinment. We'll see how long it lasts.
5 Comments:
Hurrah!
Now when the hell are you going to blog on about how gosh-durned hip and happening your good friends tash and fergal are???
well, as soon as you do something newsworthy - like cut off another finger- I will be sure to recount it.
Hmmmmm.
I think I've spotted the flaw in your proposition. You didn't write anything the FIRST time I cut off a finger!
please up date your blog - I live for your daily crazy shenannigans
Who is this 'anonymous' who lives for your 'daily shenannigans'?
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